Guides To The Rarest Steam Achievements I Have

February 13, 2014 12:39 pm - greeksot

Since I feel bored and I have nothing better to do with my life now, I decided to write a guide to every achievement that is considered rare and goes to my Achievement Showcase on my profile. I will put all of them that I had.
(If you want my Steam page, go to my profile)

I will be updating this guide once in a while, so check it once in a while.
First, you will see the achievement, then the game and its description, how to get it, and how hard it is:

* 9-Irony. Bioshock 2.

Paid your respects to the founder of Rapture.

When you enter the Journey to the Surface museum, you will see a statue of Ryan sitting on his office. In the corner behind him, you will see a golf club. So grab it with Telekinesis and throw it to his head. Simple one. It's not hard to do, but you can easily pass it without giving it a second thought.

* So much Blood! Borderlands 2.

Gunzerked continuously for 90 seconds

You can do this one only as Gunzerker. It can be very hard to do, since you have to base your entire build around Gunzerking and needs a lot of enemies to be around you so can keep it. Good luck with this one.

*Catch! Batman Arkham Asylum GOTY.

Catch a Batarang (any play mode)

Purchase the remote controlled batarang, then throw it and guide it back to you. Really simple that one, but since you have to purchase it, people skip it and to be honest nobody expects to throw and return it back to them. :P

*Mental Athlete. Batman Arkham Asylum GOTY.

Solve 70% of Riddler challenges

For this one, just keep finding Riddler Trophies, solve his riddles and find the Arkham stones. Fastest way is find the Riddler's map for each aread to reveal their locations. Some of them will require you to find them after you beat the final boss, since you need all gadgets and need to clear the whole place.

* Eve's Bird Foot. Binding of Isaac.

???

While on Steam it says "???", you need to kill ??? with Eve. Now, in order to EVEN get to that floor (the Chest), you will need to kill Mom first, then kill her again to gain access to Womb/Utero floors, then kill Mom's Heart 9 times to replace Mom's Heart with It Lives!, then when you step on the beam of light you go to the Cathedral, where you face Isaac and then if you kill Isaac 6 times while holding the Polaroid trinket, you unlock the Chest floor, the final one, the most brutal too, and the boss here, named ??? needs to be killed with Eve in order to unlock this one. ??? is a harder version of Isaac boss fight. Well, good luck with this one. Believe me, it's hard. :D

*Juda's Tongue. Binding of Isaac.

Same as above: Kill ??? with Judas.

*Relic Hunter. The Darkness II

Find all 29 Relics in the single player campaign

Like it says, find all relics on the single player. They give a good chunk of exp to spend them on the Talent Trees, and they are items that dwell around directly and indirectly with the Darkness and Bible. Explore each inch of the levels in order to find them. It can be hard to find them, but if you buy the Limited Edition, it has a talent that shows you with a mark on the screen where they are.

*Duke, Use the Force!

Find Luke Skywalker on "Lunar Reactor" level

This one is easily one the hardest ones I have done. In Episode 2, Level 8, after you find the yellow card, go behind to the chasm and use a jetpack. You will notice a small turrent on the wall shooting you. Destroy it and then descent down there to find a cave. Go inside it and there you will find Luke Skywalker on the ceiling, like in Episode V, in Hoth. You seriously need a jetpack for this one, or else you won't make it.

*The D Project, Deus Ex Human Revolution: Director's Cut.

You watched the entire credit list and saw the surprise at the end.

Like it says, watch the post-credit scene. The credits are very long and it takes some time, so take a shower, eat dinner, read a book, whatever then be amazed by the scene and the music. ;)

*Lucky Guess. Deus Ex Human Revolution Director's Cut.

Maybe next time, Jacob will use a more complex code when arming a bomb.

When you do the side quest "Smash the State" where you have to find some terrorists and a bomb, type 0000 to disarm the bomb. Yes, really. Alternatively, you can use an Automated Hacking Device to disarm the bomb.

*It's Like That One Video. Borderlands 2.

Showed thine worst enemy, the abomination known as "The Darkness," who is the nerdiest of them all.

This achievement can only be done in Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep. I swear to gods, I don't know how I did this one, so here's from the Borderlands Wikia:

"The Darkness is a hidden enemy that can be found only in Hatred's Shadow in the DLC Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep.

The Darkness is a wall of darkness. It appears as a black void, similar to any other cave entrance, but also has a health bar and takes damage from regular attacks. Killing The Darkness awards XP and reveals a closed door with a porthole. Beyond the porthole is a dice treasure chest, a campfire and a bloody-eye symbol on the wall. This door can be opened by walking up to it after defeating The Darkness with the Magic Missile grenade."

I did this on pure dumb luck, I didn't look out for him at all.

* Girl's Gotta Eat. Borderlands 2.

Fed thy noble queen 3 times during one visit to her quarters

Complete the main mission of Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep DLC and then go to the princess you fred (not spoiling who she is) to the hub town and feed her 3 times with Eredium Crystals.

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More will be coming soon, so check this one once in a while. Have fun hunting them. :D